So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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