we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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