after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think my moral compass just broke
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