fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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