a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Randomize
