yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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