she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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