try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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