But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
