bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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