My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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