I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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