Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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