5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We just shotgunned beers for America
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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