So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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