They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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