I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Send help, water and tortillas.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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