im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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