why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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