5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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