so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
