He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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