Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think my vagina is haunted
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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