I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
