hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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