Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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