I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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