I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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