I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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