I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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