You're so nebulous sometimes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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