Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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