Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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