Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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