life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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