ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Your penis caused this!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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