I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
