I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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