So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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