i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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