Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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