Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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