you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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