Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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