I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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