Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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