Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
