Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
