New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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