Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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