maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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